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Sure, women think nice guys are cute, but that’s not enough to make them want to go to bed with you.

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For men however, this will come as a sick dose of twisted reality mixed with a touch of irony sprinkled with some dashes of “WTF” on the side for good measures! Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning. Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis! Already aware of my shtick as a Pickup-Artist instructor, she would generally confide in me of her relationship issues [cold irony that I’m breaking that code of confidentiality with y’all :)], and looks for me to give her some pointers on the male psyche. Me: “I thought I’d advised you that all men were biologically programmed to have more than 1 woman :? HB Coworker: “Thing is, when I’m on my period and around people like at work, I keep my bitchiness to myself and keep it on the down low. We only take it out on our boyfriends and kids at home.Me: “So what gives with the moody attitude this morning”? But outside of the household; we never let moodiness from period show with strangers, even if we have to put up a cheesy smile and front for the day” 👿 . So the man at home gets the brunt of the bitchiness from your period since he’s already yours and you don’t have to create a false impression for him” ❓ ? Me: “Ok, now where does HORNY come in or tie into being mean and bitchy”? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK’ F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

Firstly, I must admit that this all culminated after reading a super-fucking wicked article by the PUA coach, Chase Amante, written in 2011, where he wrote the following: I was out at a bar in Southern California with my then-girlfriend, a close friend of mine who had a prolific history with women, and a few other friends and acquaintances.

My girlfriend at the time was standing away from me, arms crossed, fuming, and acting very short-tempered and tense with me at the time.

Hold that excerpt in mind for later reference to the bombshell which I’m about to reveal…to my audience at least. :idea:” HB Coworker: “Well that’s the reason I’m in a bitchy mean mood right now”. What I’m saying is, I’m irritated and in a bad funk because I’m horny” :oops:. 😮 ” [She nonchalantly says to me:] HB Coworker: “When a girl is horny, she acts mean”. Who’s been guarding this dirty-little secret from us and keeping the genie in the fucking bottle 😡 !? When she said that to me with the coolness of a cucumber as if this was common knowledge among the chick fraternity; I felt as though I had been robbed of 1 of the most crucial piece of information that all women-loving men should have! To get some further clarity on the horny-bitchy connection, I made sure that I wasn’t misconstruing what she’d said, so I begged that she break it down.